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I HAVE CRABS!!!

Head crabs, that is! Well, just one head crab to be honest. He came in the mail today and was waiting on my desk when I came in. He now lurks around my ever-dying plant. Luckily my head is too big for him. Poor fella must be starving.

   
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Get your own head crab plushie from ThinkGeek!

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Week in Tweets!

Want. http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/warfare/acf6/
Feb 27th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@yongfook Perfect opportunity to go streaking... GO!
Feb 27th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@thekatvond You look SO excited in that pic.
Feb 27th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Fuck you, Gmail. Fuck you for freezing my browser. I still wub you, though.
Feb 27th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Hey, all. I need some help on this, so I thought I'd crowdsource: http://bit.ly/bZSnC7 #php
Feb 27th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@guillermop Send some my way, pls. They have neither Down Under. :(
Feb 27th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@buzzomatic OMG I LOVE FATHER TED!!!
Feb 26th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Fuck this noise. I'm OUT!
Feb 26th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@revenuerobot Fucking squaters, man.
Feb 25th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@technoweenie Awwwwww, yeeeeaaaah!
Feb 25th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@thebetsy "... MTV My Super Sweet 16 ..." *shudders* lol
Feb 25th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@github NICE!
Feb 25th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@yongfook Reminds me of this: http://bit.ly/aUTo4I
Feb 25th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@thebetsy why? WHY!?!??!?!
Feb 25th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Don Felder's Heavy Metal is such a cool fucking song. http://bit.ly/9H04PO
Feb 25th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Maor Merch Acquired!!! http://post.ly/Pcbi
Feb 25th of 2010 from Posterous

@wilhelm slaps @yongfook with a large trout.
Feb 25th of 2010 from TweetDeck

I love being notified when a ticket has been closed by our testing crew. Warm fuzzies all around, dog.
Feb 25th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Woohoo, my Penny Arcade Cardboard Tube Samurai and Merch reversable hat came in! :D
Feb 25th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Moy foightin' is poetry! You don't edit Russell Crowe's poetry, you testicle!
Feb 25th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Lingerie model leader of an international all-model smuggling ring? http://bit.ly/9maQds
Feb 25th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Leftover steamed salmon in the form of a wrap with cottage cheese, spinach leafs, tomato and dijon mustard, bitches!
Feb 25th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@surfichris What's wrong, snuggle pumpers?
Feb 25th of 2010 from TweetDeck

IE[6|7] Error: Expected WHAT? REGEX fix ... http://post.ly/PT4X
Feb 24th of 2010 from Posterous

I have crabs. Head crabs, that is! Well, they're on the way: http://bit.ly/bR3nGR
Feb 24th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Holy shit, Kid Rock is fucking retarded. As a European, I'm glad people like him want to stay in the States. http://bit.ly/8Yw4b4
Feb 24th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Time for some smoked salmon and steamed veggies! :D
Feb 24th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@longzheng Top nav kind of reminds me of the Zune software interface. Looking nice!
Feb 23rd of 2010 from TweetDeck

Code commenting sucks. I need a way to automate this.
Feb 23rd of 2010 from TweetDeck

Wow, I'm actually getting the hang of ExtJS... FINALLY! #extjs
Feb 23rd of 2010 from TweetDeck

I shouldn't have eaten that pizza last night. Uggggh....
Feb 23rd of 2010 from TweetDeck

@longzheng Well, he needs somewhere to go now that Rove is no longer on.
Feb 23rd of 2010 from TweetDeck

@Mike_FTW ZING!
Feb 23rd of 2010 from TweetDeck

@snookca Replace your workchair with an excersise ball. Seriously.
Feb 22nd of 2010 from TweetDeck

Woohoo. Gym time. Yeah. Hurray. :|
Feb 22nd of 2010 from TweetDeck

FB::log(func_get_args(), __METHOD__); > 00101010 #firephp #php
Feb 21st of 2010 from TweetDeck

@longzheng How the hell can they justify that kind of price increase? Fucking hell! Better be buying newer equipment for better service. lol
Feb 21st of 2010 from TweetDeck

So, I watched "The Legend of Chun-Li" last night... yeah, kinda wishing I hadn't.
Feb 21st of 2010 from TweetDeck

Every day II hope the support cables in my elevator will give out.
Feb 21st of 2010 from TweetDeck

@surfichris In all honesty, I'd probably use it every day. I enjoy keeping track of personal improvements.
Feb 21st of 2010 from TweetDeck

@surfichris Then buy it, use it once or twice and then sell it to me for 50% off. lol
Feb 21st of 2010 from TweetDeck

Week in Tweets! http://post.ly/OtqT
Feb 21st of 2010 from Posterous

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Maor Merch Acquired!!!

For the first time in a long while, I actually feel comfortable enough at my job to personalize my work area. So, to celebrate, I've been going a little crazy buying up heaps of geek junk. Today, some of my Penny Arcade stuff was waiting on my desk for unpacking!

I bought these a little over two weeks ago, so I was pretty impressed with the turn around. Cardboard Tube Samurai now guards my desk and I have a new reversible drinking hat!

       
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Ordered a head crab plushie the other day from ThinkGeek, too! Can't wait for it to come in.

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IE[6|7] Error: Expected WHAT? REGEX fix ...

This cryptic IE-only JavaScript error message seems to stump any developer who wants to create cross-browser compatible code. There are many articles out there which address the issue by providing a quick explanation on what causes the error and how to fix it. I won't be reposting the solution here; it's not necessary.

What is necessary, however, is an easy way to find the errant comma when you're scrolling through thousands of lines of code. Fortunately, my text editor of choice has nice regex search & replace functionality. I threw together this simple expression which quickly scans the document for you and locates the comma.

    .[\n|\t| ]*,[\n|\t| ]*[]|)|}]

This works quite well for me in my personal IDE of choice, but you might have to change it a bit accomodate your own editor.

Give it a whirl!

P.S. - I'm well-aware of the fact that this can be simplified significantly. Unfortunately, EP3 has limited REGEXP support.

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I'm becoming less defined as days go by.
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Yvan eht Nioj! Yvan eht Nioj! Yvan eht Nioj!
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I believe I can see the future, because I repeat the same routine.
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@MrBlank When in doubt, get both.
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Week in Tweets! http://post.ly/OtLq
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@surfichris Yeah, pretty stoked about this. HTML5 > Flash... mostly.
Feb 20th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@biz Only ships in the U.S. :'(
Feb 20th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Looks like I'm going to work today. :'(
Feb 20th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@justicle Already? Sup with this one?
Feb 20th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Wolfman's got nards!
Feb 20th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@MrBlank What's a "Google Buzz"? >_>
Feb 20th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Testinating ...
Feb 18th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@maxvoltar Wait a minute... you can BUY music? o_O
Feb 18th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Alright, HootSuite is pretty shit house, so I'm sticking with TweetDeck.
Feb 18th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@lucian Nice pics, bro!
Feb 18th of 2010 from TweetDeck

I think I'll give Hootsuite a try; See how it compares to TweetDeck.
Feb 18th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@kevinrose "... back in the day" :'(
Feb 18th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@TweetPhotoSean Good stuff, man!
Feb 17th of 2010 from TweetDeck

The Dottoro Web Reference helps you build cross-browser/platform compatible markup! http://bit.ly/BMD23
Feb 17th of 2010 from TweetDeck

I feel so much safer knowing this guy is behind bars. Man gets arrested for touching Olympic flame. http://bit.ly/biLAiA #olympics
Feb 17th of 2010 from TweetDeck

If when wrote women's magazines: http://bit.ly/9bHZ86
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How to properly enjoy Ed Hardy wine: http://bit.ly/cXIwgK #wine #fail
Feb 17th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Mmmmmmm... Ravioli.... http://bit.ly/aBFNCB
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I'll fulfill your wishes with my taco-flavored kisses.
Feb 17th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Beer time!
Feb 16th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@mherman2 Where do they keep the machine guns?
Feb 16th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Inbox Z-ROW!
Feb 16th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@cdevroe Well-played, sir. Well-played.
Feb 16th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@cdevroe Normally, I'd ask you to hand in your dude card... but that sounds pretty fucking tasty.
Feb 16th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Who the fuck puts these people in office? http://bit.ly/akpbf2 #australia #fail
Feb 16th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Vacation pics from the Gold Coast, SUCKA! http://bit.ly/9jeMf3
Feb 16th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Wish I could subscribe to podcasts via the Marketplace section on my #ZuneHD. :(
Feb 16th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Model's convention downstairs. I think I'll have lunch in the cafe next door today.
Feb 16th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Good morning, lemmings!
Feb 16th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@ineedryan Pics or it didn't happen.
Feb 16th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@chaoticpattern OUTSTANDING WORK!!! Congratulations! :)
Feb 16th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@yongfook Learned this the hard way... so... many... times...
Feb 16th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Why the FUCK does SourceForge keep locking up downloads?!??! #fml
Feb 16th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@makenosound Make 9 15-character accounts and 1 4-character account then.
Feb 15th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@ashooner STOP EXACERBATING THE SITUATION!!!
Feb 15th of 2010 from TweetDeck

You got red on you.
Feb 15th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Odd. The latest TweetDeck update reverted all of my personal settings.
Feb 15th of 2010 from TweetDeck

An oldie, but a goodie. Ladies and gentlemen, The Ladder Theory: http://bit.ly/gJQLg
Feb 15th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Wow. Looks like Apple's wall chargers work on Zune's as well! #zunehd
Feb 15th of 2010 from TweetDeck

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Week in Tweets!

@surfichris Yeah, pretty stoked about this. HTML5 > Flash... mostly.
Feb 20th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@biz Only ships in the U.S. :'(
Feb 20th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Looks like I'm going to work today. :'(
Feb 20th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@justicle Already? Sup with this one?
Feb 20th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Wolfman's got nards!
Feb 20th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@MrBlank What's a "Google Buzz"? >_>
Feb 20th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Testinating ...
Feb 18th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@maxvoltar Wait a minute... you can BUY music? o_O
Feb 18th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Alright, HootSuite is pretty shit house, so I'm sticking with TweetDeck.
Feb 18th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@lucian Nice pics, bro!
Feb 18th of 2010 from TweetDeck

I think I'll give Hootsuite a try; See how it compares to TweetDeck.
Feb 18th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@kevinrose "... back in the day" :'(
Feb 18th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@TweetPhotoSean Good stuff, man!
Feb 17th of 2010 from TweetDeck

The Dottoro Web Reference helps you build cross-browser/platform compatible markup! http://bit.ly/BMD23
Feb 17th of 2010 from TweetDeck

I feel so much safer knowing this guy is behind bars. Man gets arrested for touching Olympic flame. http://bit.ly/biLAiA #olympics
Feb 17th of 2010 from TweetDeck

If when wrote women's magazines: http://bit.ly/9bHZ86
Feb 17th of 2010 from TweetDeck

How to properly enjoy Ed Hardy wine: http://bit.ly/cXIwgK #wine #fail
Feb 17th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Mmmmmmm... Ravioli.... http://bit.ly/aBFNCB
Feb 17th of 2010 from TweetDeck

I'll fulfill your wishes with my taco-flavored kisses.
Feb 17th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Beer time!
Feb 16th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@mherman2 Where do they keep the machine guns?
Feb 16th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Inbox Z-ROW!
Feb 16th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@cdevroe Well-played, sir. Well-played.
Feb 16th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@cdevroe Normally, I'd ask you to hand in your dude card... but that sounds pretty fucking tasty.
Feb 16th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Who the fuck puts these people in office? http://bit.ly/akpbf2 #australia #fail
Feb 16th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Vacation pics from the Gold Coast, SUCKA! http://bit.ly/9jeMf3
Feb 16th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Wish I could subscribe to podcasts via the Marketplace section on my #ZuneHD. :(
Feb 16th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Model's convention downstairs. I think I'll have lunch in the cafe next door today.
Feb 16th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Good morning, lemmings!
Feb 16th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@ineedryan Pics or it didn't happen.
Feb 16th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@chaoticpattern OUTSTANDING WORK!!! Congratulations! :)
Feb 16th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@yongfook Learned this the hard way... so... many... times...
Feb 16th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Why the FUCK does SourceForge keep locking up downloads?!??! #fml
Feb 16th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@makenosound Make 9 15-character accounts and 1 4-character account then.
Feb 15th of 2010 from TweetDeck

@ashooner STOP EXACERBATING THE SITUATION!!!
Feb 15th of 2010 from TweetDeck

You got red on you.
Feb 15th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Odd. The latest TweetDeck update reverted all of my personal settings.
Feb 15th of 2010 from TweetDeck

An oldie, but a goodie. Ladies and gentlemen, The Ladder Theory: http://bit.ly/gJQLg
Feb 15th of 2010 from TweetDeck

Wow. Looks like Apple's wall chargers work on Zune's as well! #zunehd
Feb 15th of 2010 from TweetDeck

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Week in Tweets!

@longzheng Enjoy! Those things are MASSIVE!
1 hour, 12 minutes ago from TweetDeck

@lorrenbiffin lol
1 hour, 23 minutes ago from TweetDeck

3-minute omelettes, bitch!
12 hours, 18 minutes ago from TweetDeck

Well, tonight was only so-so, but I met some really cool people. :)
12 hours, 29 minutes ago from TweetDeck

Ladies and gentlement, the real purpose of Twitter. RT @jcroft: Poopin
21 hours, 46 minutes ago from TweetDeck

@justicle Goddamn floaters. >:(
21 hours, 46 minutes ago from TweetDeck

This left over Indian food is going to kill me tonight. #regret
1 day ago from TweetDeck

@justicle I wish that worked on Mike.
1 day, 2 hours ago from TweetDeck

Kill, kill, kill, kill the poor!
1 day, 4 hours ago from TweetDeck

I just uploaded an old Symphony extension for Twitter notifications on @github! http://bit.ly/937W1b #symphonycms
1 day, 4 hours ago from TweetDeck

Wow. I'm no a roll. http://bit.ly/cMnbWN
1 day, 20 hours ago from TweetDeck

(☞゚∀゚)☞
1 day, 20 hours ago from TweetDeck

What the fuck? http://bit.ly/6wmu8c
1 day, 21 hours ago from TweetDeck

@justicle Your wife lets you play with that thing?
1 day, 21 hours ago from TweetDeck

Holy fucking shit!!! RT @longzheng: this firefighting buggy concept looks badass http://bit.ly/bE6Gdf
2 days ago from TweetDeck

My sling pack finally came in the mail! Stoked! #win
2 days, 2 hours ago from TweetDeck

@justicle The bear forced my hand, good sir. *monocle
2 days, 4 hours ago from TweetDeck

@MrBlank My opinion of the human race cannot get any lower than it already is.
2 days, 4 hours ago from TweetDeck

It's N.O.R.E, N.O.R.E.!!!
2 days, 5 hours ago from TweetDeck

What the fuck, man? RT @makenosound: Uh, OK. http://avatardation.tumblr.com/
2 days, 5 hours ago from TweetDeck

@makenosound Dude.
2 days, 5 hours ago from TweetDeck

RT: I want to win Wisin Y Yandel's custom Zune HD music player from @Zune
2 days, 7 hours ago from TweetDeck

@justicle Behind the Kindergarten, you say? I'll dispatch my Pedobears STAT!!!
2 days, 7 hours ago from TweetDeck

@kevinrose Dude.
3 days, 3 hours ago from TweetDeck

Wouldn't mind buying this shirt for a very special someone: http://bit.ly/9uAQjS
3 days, 3 hours ago from TweetDeck

Fair enough: RT @Mike_FTW: My thoughts on the iPad and how you're already failing it. “The Failure of Empathy”: http://bit.ly/b1b5xX
3 days, 4 hours ago from TweetDeck

My work's playlist: 8 queued hours of Pearl Jam, Matchbox 20 and Stevie Wonder. 8. fucking. hours. #fml #murderdeathkill
3 days, 4 hours ago from TweetDeck

Nice. http://bit.ly/a9MoYd #nws
3 days, 17 hours ago from TweetDeck

@yongfook OVER 300?!?!?!
3 days, 21 hours ago from TweetDeck

A small win for the good guys! http://bit.ly/baq31m #nocleanfeed #australia
4 days, 3 hours ago from TweetDeck

FLOWCHART TIME!!! :D
4 days, 4 hours ago from TweetDeck

@k Get these. Seriously. I did and I'm awesome. Just ask anyone. http://bit.ly/fk61P
4 days, 4 hours ago from TweetDeck

RT @lorrenbiffin: Comment of the day: "Eating the apple sauce." by @Wilhelm (in ref. to http://bit.ly/a0Uedp)
4 days, 4 hours ago from TweetDeck

@RickM This is wrong on so many levels. Wow. Just... Wow. http://post.ly/LeQ9
4 days, 5 hours ago from Posterous

A Testament to my Laziness http://post.ly/Ln08
4 days, 16 hours ago from Posterous

"It seems that perfection is reached not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away" - Antoine Exupéry
4 days, 16 hours ago from TweetDeck

Week in Tweets! http://post.ly/Lmle
4 days, 17 hours ago from Posterous

@RickM I'd use it if I could access it in Australia. :(
5 days ago from TweetDeck

I have found my happy.
5 days, 1 hour ago from TweetDeck

I fucking LOVE FirePHP! #firephp #php #firebug
5 days, 2 hours ago from TweetDeck

Me: "DST has gotta go. It was originally meant for farmers. WHO FARMS ANYMORE?!?!?" Drew: "Facebookers" #win
5 days, 5 hours ago from TweetDeck

Wow. I'm really having a "FUCK YOU" day today. Someone needs to make me laugh. #fml
5 days, 6 hours ago from TweetDeck

@DitaVonTeese I demand a picture... signed by you using said marzipan chocolate. >_>
5 days, 6 hours ago from TweetDeck

Untitled
5 days, 15 hours ago from Posterous

So... tired... #fml
5 days, 16 hours ago from TweetDeck

@yongfook Huzzah!
6 days, 5 hours ago from TweetDeck

Thank you, T9 autocomplete. "I think you have my jews in your purse." Jews = Keys.
6 days, 5 hours ago from TweetDeck

Aaaaaand, I just pulled a muscle in my back.
6 days, 6 hours ago from TweetDeck

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A Testament to my Laziness

One of the biggest problems I've always had with maintaining a blog is the maintaining part. I often find myself too busy, too indifferent, too burned out or, more often than not, too brain dead to care. With the advent of Twitter, things have gotten even worse. I no longer have to sit and think about how to make a worth-while blog post based on a single, tiny string of thought.

Thanks to Twitter, blogging, for the most part, is pretty much dead. Want to share something cool? Well, you no longer have to write a few paragraphs about it, just post the damn thing to Twitter or even Facebook. Thanks to software like TweetDeck, and other push notification services, I can not only post to multiple twitter accounts, I can even update my Facebook status; all with a single click.

Publishing minutea is now easier than ever and you don't have to spend hours making 5 paragraphs from a simple 140 character message.

So, it is because of this small problem I threw together another Posterous integration script. This is basically a cron script I run once a week from the main site which pulls all of my tweets from the previous 7 days, compiles them into a digest and publishes them to my default Posterous blog.

As you can see from my previous entry it's already working. I figure this is a great stop-gap measure which keeps content flowing to the site in between real blog posts.

There are times when I just don't have the time or energy to spend on a decent blog post. As you can see from my archives, good and worthwhile entries are few and far between. Hopefully, this won't always be the case, but at the moment small measures such as this will have to do.

If anyone is interested, I threw this script up on my Github account as a public repository. Feel free to fork it and create something better. It isn't the prettiest block of code I've written, but I prefer the KISS method for something like this.

Here's to Twitter and micro-blogging!

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Week in Tweets!

@RickM I'd use it if I could access it in Australia. :(
7 hours, 19 minutes ago from TweetDeck

I have found my happy.
8 hours, 10 minutes ago from TweetDeck

I fucking LOVE FirePHP! #firephp #php #firebug
8 hours, 59 minutes ago from TweetDeck

Me: "DST has gotta go. It was originally meant for farmers. WHO FARMS ANYMORE?!?!?" Drew: "Facebookers" #win
11 hours, 47 minutes ago from TweetDeck

Wow. I'm really having a "FUCK YOU" day today. Someone needs to make me laugh. #fml
13 hours, 7 minutes ago from TweetDeck

@DitaVonTeese I demand a picture... signed by you using said marzipan chocolate. >_>
13 hours, 16 minutes ago from TweetDeck

Untitled
22 hours, 26 minutes ago from Posterous

So... tired... #fml
23 hours, 6 minutes ago from TweetDeck

@yongfook Huzzah!
1 day, 12 hours ago from TweetDeck

Thank you, T9 autocomplete. "I think you have my jews in your purse." Jews = Keys.
1 day, 12 hours ago from TweetDeck

Aaaaaand, I just pulled a muscle in my back.
1 day, 13 hours ago from TweetDeck

@lorrenbiffin Yeah, thanks. Just be sure to comb the pool for your pubes on your way out. Don't need to have my teeth flossed whilst diving.
2 days, 7 hours ago from TweetDeck

"Altruistic" Robots Produced Through Evolution: http://bit.ly/b7mBun
2 days, 7 hours ago from TweetDeck

Why is there a naked hippie in my fucking pool?
2 days, 7 hours ago from TweetDeck

@emilylewis I love you. o_O
2 days, 12 hours ago from TweetDeck

What can I say, as much as I despise apple and the planned obsolescence of their products, I'm still a gadget geek.
3 days, 1 hour ago from TweetDeck

Meh. The more I look at #iPad, the easier it is for me to consider buying it just for the fuck of it. #Courier needs to hurry the fuck up.
3 days, 1 hour ago from TweetDeck

Do. Need. http://bit.ly/d8AuSF
3 days, 1 hour ago from TweetDeck

Project time INCOMING!!!
3 days, 1 hour ago from TweetDeck

The Greeks invented sex, the French introduced it to women.
3 days, 4 hours ago from TweetDeck

balls.
4 days, 6 hours ago from TweetDeck

@longzheng If it's as small and responsive as the ZuneHD, I'm in.
4 days, 6 hours ago from TweetDeck

Tennis is fucking stupid.
4 days, 6 hours ago from TweetDeck

@longzheng Flashlight?
4 days, 8 hours ago from TweetDeck

Faux protest outside . Marketing gimmick by some bank about late fees. Makes me sick. Somebody get me off this rock. I don't belong here.
4 days, 9 hours ago from TweetDeck

@buzzomatic Bring the hate.
4 days, 13 hours ago from TweetDeck

@YoungGoGetter Deploying snipers.
4 days, 13 hours ago from TweetDeck

Bitch, I'm so trill.
4 days, 13 hours ago from TweetDeck

@snookca Not before you hand in your dude card.
4 days, 13 hours ago from TweetDeck

Win. http://bit.ly/ccBgzF
4 days, 13 hours ago from TweetDeck

@jcroft Ladies and gentlemen, the TRUE purpose of Twitter.
5 days, 5 hours ago from TweetDeck

Vegemite wrestling. How Australian! http://bit.ly/bRk4Gc
5 days, 6 hours ago from TweetDeck

@technoweenie Not young enough.
5 days, 7 hours ago from TweetDeck

Wake me up when the Courier arrives. #ipad
5 days, 8 hours ago from TweetDeck

http://bit.ly/aaNPkt #ipad
5 days, 13 hours ago from TweetDeck

"Waaaaaaaaaaah, it isn't everything I expected it to be." See me in line for the Courier. #ipad #courier
5 days, 13 hours ago from TweetDeck

@thinkgeek I really don't know WHAT to do. They just keep going at it. I think the pedobear is winning, though.
5 days, 13 hours ago from TweetDeck

@buzzomatic Har, har, har. Let's be honest here, the only time my Zune failed was during the leap year bug. http://bit.ly/a3NiD0
6 days, 1 hour ago from TweetDeck

@justicle <3
6 days, 5 hours ago from TweetDeck

I think I'm going to avoid today's Apple circle jerk.
6 days, 6 hours ago from TweetDeck

I just voted for http://tweetphoto.com/9686098 check it out! #TweetPhoto
6 days, 8 hours ago from TweetPhoto

Best. Action. Shot. Ever. @thinkgeek http://tweetphoto.com/9686098
6 days, 8 hours ago from TweetDeck

Seriously, this John Bulter Trio shit at work is getting fucking old. /wrists
6 days, 12 hours ago from TweetDeck

Omg, my ninja and evil bunny slippers have arrived! Wewt! @thinkgeek
6 days, 13 hours ago from TweetDeck

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Shenanigans!!1

Came in to work today and found these assholes making a fucking mess of my desk.

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

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