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Appetizer

Q. Describe your laundry routine. Do you have a certain day when you do it all, or do you just wash whatever you need for the next day?
A. I usually wait until I have no more boxers left. That's a pretty good indicator that my laundry needs to get done.

Soup

Q. In your opinion, what age will you be when you’ll consider yourself to truly be old?
A. 45. I dread becoming old. When I get to the point where I become incontinent, well, more than I am now, please just shoot me.

Salad

Q. What is one of your goals? Is it short-term, long-term, or both?
A. By this time next year, I plan to make at least half as much as I do working full-time off of passive income I generate off the web. Next year would be considered relatively short-term compared to some of my other goals.

Main Course

Q. Name something unbelievable you’ve seen or read lately.
A. I saw 2 bums fighting over a begging spot in the middle of the street on my way home last week. That was something unbelievable at the time.

Dessert

Q. On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being highest, how happy are you today?
A. I'm at work, so that would be a 1. I'm a 10 when I get home. After a beer, of course.

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