It's that special day of the week again ...

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Q. When you drink soda/pop/coke, do you prefer to drink it from the bottle, a can, or after pouring it into a cup?
A. I don't like soda/pop/coke, but if I happen to drink it, it'll be in a cup... as a mixer.

Soup

Q. What television show are you willing to stay up late to watch?
A. Battlestar Galactica

Salad

Q. Name one person, place, or thing you think of as brilliant.
A. Me. I'm brilliant.

Main Course

Q. Would you be willing to work 4 10-hour days instead of 5 8-hour days in order to save gas?
A. I'd rather not work at all. Score one for me and the environment.

Dessert

Q. If you were a superhero, what would you call yourself?
A. The Man From Nantucket

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Haven't done one of these for close to 6 months now.

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Q. On a scale of 1-10 (with 10 as highest), how much do you like your own handwriting?
A. 1. My own handwriting is friggin' terrible. Just ask anyone. It isn't because it's messy or anything, I just write tiny. Tiny to the point where you have to squint to see what I'm writing.

Soup

Q. Do you prefer baths or showers?
A. Definitely showers for washing, but baths for relaxing. Why the hell would you clean yourself in a tub of water? The filth stays in the tub and then sticks back on you when you get out. You can count me out of that one. Blech!

Salad

Q. What was the last bad movie you watched?
A. The Hills Have Eyes II on HBO. It's almost as if people don't even try anymore to make decent sequels. Then again, when was the last time a sequel was actually good?

Main Course

Q. Name something you are addicted to and describe how it affects your life.
A. Order. I have a small case of OCD where I simply cannot focus on work if I have to do it while my desk or personal space is messy. Everything has its own place and it MUST be there before I can start doing serious work.

Dessert

Q. Which instrument is your favorite to listen to?
A. Honestly? Please don't laugh. It's the Guqin. I'm friggin' German, born and raised and my favorite instrument is a 3000-year-old Chinese zither. It should be an accordion or something.

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Haven't done this in a while!

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Q. Describe your laundry routine. Do you have a certain day when you do it all, or do you just wash whatever you need for the next day?
A. I usually wait until I have no more boxers left. That's a pretty good indicator that my laundry needs to get done.

Soup

Q. In your opinion, what age will you be when you’ll consider yourself to truly be old?
A. 45. I dread becoming old. When I get to the point where I become incontinent, well, more than I am now, please just shoot me.

Salad

Q. What is one of your goals? Is it short-term, long-term, or both?
A. By this time next year, I plan to make at least half as much as I do working full-time off of passive income I generate off the web. Next year would be considered relatively short-term compared to some of my other goals.

Main Course

Q. Name something unbelievable you’ve seen or read lately.
A. I saw 2 bums fighting over a begging spot in the middle of the street on my way home last week. That was something unbelievable at the time.

Dessert

Q. On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being highest, how happy are you today?
A. I'm at work, so that would be a 1. I'm a 10 when I get home. After a beer, of course.

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It's that special time of the week again!

Appetizer

Q. How many pieces of jewelry do you wear most days?
A. 6, I suppose. 2 steal captives on each ear. 1 14ct gold bar bell in my tongue. 1 bent bar bell w/ spear tips on my left eyebrow.

Soup

Q. What is your favorite instrumental song?
A. I've always liked those tribal'esque battle songs from Galactica. If those aren't considered instrumental, then that one song from Last of the Mohicans?

Salad

Q. Who has a last name that you like?
A. I do. Murdoch. Also known as Marduk or Merodach. Look up the etymology of the name for some interesting histories.

Main Course

Q. Name a popular movie you’ve never seen.
A. Clockwork Orange

Dessert

Q. Fill in the blank: Nothing makes me ___________ like ____________.
A. Nothing makes me 'scleeeeem' like '5 dollah'.

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It's that special time of the week again!

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Q. Name a funny habit you have.
A. I can't pass a crooked picture frame without straightening it up first.

Soup

Q. If you could instantly know how to play a musical instrument, which one would you pick?
A. I've always wanted to learn how to play the guitar.

Salad

Q. How long is your hair?
A. Not long at all.

Main Course

Q. When was the last time you forgave someone, and who was it?
A. Lemme get back to you on that one.

Dessert

Q. What is your favorite kitchen appliance?
A. Why, my George Foreman grill, of course

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It's that special time of the week again!

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Q. Fill in the blank: The best thing about where I live is _________________
A. I don't have to pay rent... yet.

Soup

Q. Create a new name for a deodorant (like “Flower Fresh” or “Shower Scent”).
A. Left Guard?

Salad

Q. What was the last piece of software you installed onto your computer?
A. Safari 3 Beta for Windows only to find out that the entry date tab in my design is totally screwed up. Thx.

Main Course

Q. If you were to receive a superlative award today beginning with the words ”Most likely to…”, what would the rest of the phrase say?
A. Successfully fail upwards.

Dessert

Q. What two colors do you like to wear together?
A. Blue Jeans with a White dress shirt.

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Well, it's been a good long while since I've posted anything worth reading. So, I think I'll give this Friday's Feast another shot, even if it's been well over a month since my last post.

Appetizer

Q. What do you consider to be the ultimate snack food?
A. Honestly? Herring fillets in paprika sauce. No, really.

Soup

Q. On a scale of 1 to 10 (with 10 as highest), about how popular is your last name?
A. Thanks to these guys, I'd say a solid 1!

Salad

Q. Who is your all-time favorite sitcom character, and why?
A. Contrary to what most of you think, I have a life. Therefore, I don't watch sitcoms.

Main Course

Q. Do you shop online? If so, name some sites you like to browse for goodies.
A. New Egg and Think Geek are the first 2 that come to mind.

Dessert

Q. Fill in the blank: I think ___________ should be ___________.
A. I think Alex Albrecht should be shot... in the face... with a brick.

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Appetizer

How fast can you type?

80+ WPM

Soup

What is your favorite online game?

Right now it's Battlefield 2142. Can't... stop... playing...

Salad

On a scale of 1 to 10 (with 10 as highest), how intelligent do you think you are?

I'll give myself a modest 9, but only because no one is a 10.

Main Course

Name three of your best teachers from your school years.

Mrs. Handley from 4th grade. Mr. Dean my criminology teacher from H.S. Mr. Gerard my sociology teacher from H.S.

Dessert

What are your plans for this upcoming weekend?

Well, seeing as I just recently moved into town I thought I'd hit a few of the bars tonight and tomorrow. Unfortunately, though, I can't bring any women home because, well, I just don't have one at the moment. I'm staying with my dad right now. lol

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Wow, ok, so let's give this another shot as the last one was a bit amusing.

Appetizer

What is your favorite kind of bread?

Why, that would be Whole Rye Bread. Not the Jewish kind, though. They don't last very long in the oven. ZIIING!

Soup

When was the last time you bought a new pillow?

I have the weird habit of stuffing my pillow between my legs while laying on my side. You can, literally, hear it scream at night. No drool or regular use means the down lasts muuuch longer, so it's been a good year.

Salad

Approximately how many hours per week do you spend surfing the ‘net?

Around 40 or so. It's currently my job until I get a real one. lol

Main Course

What’s the highest you remember your temperature being?

104 degrees! Why, I do believe I was pissing out both ends that night. I also remember seeing a small choo-choo train flying across my room.

Dessert

Fill in the blanks: When I ____________, I _____________.

"When I sin, I sin real good"

"When I sin, I sin for suuuuuuuure!"

There you go some Misfits for ye!

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So, I noticed our friend James Mathias of Onelotus fame doing one of those retarded internet meme things called Friday's Feast. Since I'm too damned busy to actually post a worth while article, I'll go ahead and jump on the trend whore bandwagon and give it a shot.

Appetizer

When you were a child, which crayon color was your favorite?

Red, of course. I used to draw lots of pictures with ninjas and robots. This required the use of the color red for all the blood. Duh!

Soup

On a scale of 1 to 10 (with 10 being highest), how likely would you be to change jobs if it required you to move?

If it gave me the opportunity to move out of this shit hole - Charleston, S.C - and back to Bloomington, IL, I'd give it a solid 15. Anywhere else... a 15.

Salad

Take all the numbers in your birthday and your phone number and add them up, one by one. What’s the total?

7 + 28 + 1981 + xxx + xxx + xxxx = 9225

I hope I did that right. edit: Ok, I did this wrong, but I don't care. My number is bigger than yours!

Main Course

Have you ever “re-gifted” anything? If so, what was it and who did you pass it on to?

A small box of Hot Tamales from my rich Aunt last Christmas. I repackaged it and sent it back to the mean old bitch.

Dessert

Name something you need from the store.

Bread. I want me a sammich.

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